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Why We Need a Lover

Posted: 18 Aug 2011 12:05 PM PDT
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Why we need a Lover when we have so many people around to LOVE us?



A Wise Man Said: As Air is everywhere, but we still need a fan to feel
it ...



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Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 Ki Kardo

Posted: 18 Aug 2011 11:39 AM PDT
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If

A=1

B=2

C=3

and it continues till Z.



Z=26



Then look at the discovery

P+e+p+s+i = 65

16+5+16+19+9 = 65

Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 Ki Kardo

Ahaaa. . . .

Great Discovery



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Hoti Nhi Dosti Kabhi Chehre Se

Posted: 18 Aug 2011 11:31 AM PDT
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Hoti nahi dosti kabhi chehre se



Dosti to dil se ki jati hay



Soorat unki khud hi pyari lagti hay



Qadar jinki dil se ki jati hai..



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Miss se Yaad Aaya I Miss U

Posted: 18 Aug 2011 11:24 AM PDT
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I MISS YOU

Lekin pata hai Miss to school me hoti hen

School me to bachay hotay hen

Bachay to chhotay hotay hen

Chhoti to chiriya hoti hai

Chiriya to urti h to chamaktay bhi hen

Chamakta to heera bhi hai

Heera to mehnga hota hai

Mehnga to sona bhi hota hai

Sona to raat ko parta hai

Rat k baad subha hoti hai

to tanga chalata hai

Tangay pr to bachay school jaty hen

School me to Miss hoti hen

Miss se yaad aaya.

I MISS U SO MUCH



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Lol Means Lots of Love

Posted: 18 Aug 2011 11:19 AM PDT
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Sardar thought that lol means lots of love.



So one day he called her girlfriend and said

Sorry to hear about your mother's death ... Lol



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Masoom Si Aankhen

Posted: 18 Aug 2011 11:11 AM PDT
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Khubsurat sa chehra,



Masoom si ankhen,



Mithi awaz,



Perfect personality,



.



Khush mizaj sa andaz,



.



.



Yeh to hui meri baat



OR SUNAO kese ho AAP?



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Make a Sentence Using a Word

Posted: 18 Aug 2011 11:07 AM PDT
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Teacher: Make a sentence using the word "HAND"

Boy: My penís in your hand.

Teacher slaps the Boy.

Boy: Sorry mam i forget a space between Pen & is



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Classical Beizzati

Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:58 AM PDT
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"Classical Be Izzati"



Larka thoker lagny se Gadhay ke paon mai gir gya



Pass se guzrti hui Larki boli:

Barey Bhai k Paoon choo rahe ho?



Larka:

Jee Bhabi