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Friendship is Like a Butterfly

Posted: 24 Aug 2011 12:42 PM PDT
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Friendship ......!!



Like a Butterfly, Catch it Loose it Fly ....



And ...



If Catch it Tight, Its Die .....!



So Careful.......!!



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Similarity Between Facebook and Jail

Posted: 24 Aug 2011 12:17 PM PDT
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Similarity between Facebook and Jail











In Both the Cases you Sit & Waste time n Write on Walls... !



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Sprite University of Freshology

Posted: 24 Aug 2011 11:42 AM PDT
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Eid pe girlfriend ko shopping karwane se kese bacha jae?















First drink then think,



























Aitekaf main beth jao ..

Sprite,

University of freshology



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How Many Apples Can You Eat

Posted: 24 Aug 2011 11:27 AM PDT
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Girl to Sardar: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?

Sardar: 4 apples.

Girl: U can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple then ur stomach is
not empty.

Sardar: Wah yar kamal kr diya, myn apny doston ko b bataon ga,

Sardar to his friend:

How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?

Friend: 6 apples

Sardar: Hut yaar.. tu 4 bolta to itna shugal lagata ...



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Always Keep Hoping For Good

Posted: 24 Aug 2011 11:21 AM PDT
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Always keep hoping for good

As the Chinese say.

"Keep a green tree in ur heart, the singing bird will surely come."



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You Are Not Chemical

Posted: 24 Aug 2011 11:15 AM PDT
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Short and Sensible



You are not chemical,

So think before react



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Proud To Be A Pakistani

Posted: 24 Aug 2011 11:09 AM PDT
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Once in a soap industry in Japan,

The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e empty box.

To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand
dollars

to check whether soap is Packed in cover or not in assembly line.



Same problem occurred in Lahore.

What they did?

[READ FULL FUNNY SMS]



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Laughter is Best Medicine

Posted: 24 Aug 2011 11:01 AM PDT
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"Laughter is the Best Medicine"







But, if you're laughing for no reason,

You need medicine ...



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How Many Days are There in a Year

Posted: 24 Aug 2011 10:58 AM PDT
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Teacher: How many days are there in a year? ...







Student: Three hundred and Pepsi ..!!!!



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Jannat Ke Darwazo Main Se

Posted: 23 Aug 2011 11:27 AM PDT
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"Jannat ke Darwazo Main Se Aik

Baab-ul-Rayaan hai, jis main sy sirf Roza Daar Dakhil hon ge ..."



SubhaanALLAH