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Ramadan First Ten Days

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 08:16 AM PDT
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Ramadan first ten days are of Allah Subhanahu wa Ta'ala's mercy,

The second ten days are for forgiveness and

The last ten days are for freedom from jahannum (hell).



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Some Words Can Be Left Unsaid

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 06:55 AM PDT
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Some words can be left unsaid,

Some feeling can be left unexpressed

But person like U can never be left unremembered on this day

Happy Eid ul Fitr 2011



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Wishing You Happy Eid ul Fitr

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 06:45 AM PDT
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Wishing You Happy Eid,

Soft as silk,

White as milk,

Sweet as honey,

Full of money

and

Bubbly as u



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You Never Born For The 2nd Time

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 12:11 AM PDT
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"You never get a 2nd Chance to make a 1st impression"

&

"U Never born for the 2nd time to make this life Good,

So make it now"



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A Guy Sitting with His Girlfriend

Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:55 PM PDT
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend,

drinking beer says,"I love u".



Girl says: "Is it u or the beer talking?"



boy replies,"its me, talking to my beer, u shut up"



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A Handsome Guy Asked a Girl

Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:49 PM PDT
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Smartness ....



In a Party A Handsome guy asked a girl: "r u going to dance?"



She felt so happy & said: "yes"



and d guy said: that's good,so can i have ur chair?



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A Girl Fell Down From 80th Floor

Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:43 PM PDT
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A girl fell down from 80th floor.

A boy caught her on 65th floor n asked her,

Will you hug me?



She replied,

of-course not.



Boy dropped her.



She was caught on 30th floor by another boy.



He asked her,

Will you kiss me?



No not at all, she replied.



He dropped her too.



She prayed for a last chance when a Boy hold her on 5th floor



she immediately said...



Ok i will Hug u and Kiss u..



Boy dropped her saying

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[Continue READ FULL FUNNY SMS]



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Zindagi Main Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna

Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:31 PM PDT
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Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna...



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TRAIN kabhi Puncher nahi hoti..



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Dharkan Ruk Gai Meri Ye Sun Kar

Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:28 PM PDT
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Dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar

FARAZ



Jb kam wali maasi ne kaha Way

menu v facebook te add kr le



massi_jharo_pocha_at_yaho_dot_com



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Kisne Kaha Tha Ke Pepsi 65 Ki Kar Do

Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:25 PM PDT
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Devdas



"Paro maine sharab peena chor di hy"



Paro: Q deva?



Devdas:



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"Q K PEPSI 65 ki ho gai hy na jan"



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Happy 15th August Greetings

Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:06 PM PDT
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Hindi Independence Day SMS & Greetings


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