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When Two Couples Come Face to Face

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 11:09 AM PDT
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A Psychological Survey Report



When two couples come Face to Face



The wives look at each others Dresses



&



The husbands look at each others wives!!!



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Uske Honton Ko Bosa Dena

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 11:04 AM PDT
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Aey barish ke nannhe qatro



Us k chehre ko bhego dena



Uske galon ko choom lena



Uske hathon ko bosa dena



Aur kehna



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Kadi Aap Vi Naha Liya kar



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Bhigi Ankhon Se Muskurane Ka Maza

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 10:59 AM PDT
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Bhigi ankho se Muskrane ka mza or hy

Hansty Hansty palken bhig jane ka maza or hy



Baat kehne se to koi bhi samjh jata hy

khamoshi ko koi samjhe to maza or hy



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I want an Apple or BlackBerry

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 10:50 AM PDT
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I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ...



He Replied:



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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!



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If Girls Fails in Matric

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 10:31 AM PDT
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Ultimate Truth:



If Girl Fails in MATRIC

Then Directly Marriage...



.



But,

If Boy Fails in MATRIC

Then Directly Garage ...



Funny But True



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Who is Psychiatrist

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 10:26 AM PDT
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Who is A Psychiatrist?

A Qualified Person

Who Gives You An Expensive,

Critical Analysis About Yourself,

Which Your Friends Give You

daily Free of Cost!