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These Kind of Kids Become External Examiner

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 05:56 AM PDT
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Kid: Mom,did u see me before i was born?

Mom: No, I didn't.



Kid: Then after I was born



How did u know its me?



These kind of kids become external examiner for viva ...



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Tumhari Saheli Ko Dekh Kar

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 05:44 AM PDT
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Husband: tumhari saheli ko dekh kar barri khushi ho rahi hai,



Wife: Han mujhy tumhari khushi tumhare pajame me se uthi hui dikh rahi hai..



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Shifa Jany Khuda Jany

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 05:33 AM PDT
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Tu Wafa Kar,

Wafa Ka Sila Janay, KHUDA Janay



Diya Apna Jalaye Rakh,

Hawa Janay,

KHUDA Janay



Khizan Ka Khof Mali Ko Buzdil Kar Nahi Sakta



Chaman Abad Rakh, Bad-E-Saba Janay, KHUDA Janay



Mareez-E-Ishq, Dawa-E-Dil Samajh Tu Apne Dilbar Ko



Marz Janay,

Dawa Janay,

Shifa Janay,

KHUDA Janay.



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Police Main Bharti Karwane

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 05:16 AM PDT
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1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha



1 Police wala hanste hue

Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rhe ho?



Bacha



Police me bharti krwane.

(Bacha Faisalabadi Tha)



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Shadi Se Pehle Kiu Nhi Bataya

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 05:12 AM PDT
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Wife:

Tum ne Mujhe Shadi se Phle kyon nahi Btaya

k Tumhri Pehle hi RANI Naam ki Wife hai. .?



Husband:

Maine Bataya to tha k Main tumhain RANI ki tarah Rakhunga



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Advance Happy Ramadan

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 04:03 AM PDT
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2011 Holy Month of Ramadan is to arrive ..

I wish you a very Blessed and Graceful RAMADAN

With full of Allah's Mercy and Forgiveness For You

And All your Prayers and Desires may be Accepted.



WISH YOU ADVANCE

Happy Ramadan 2011



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Latest New Kurta Designs For Men 2011 in Pakistan

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 12:41 PM PDT
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Latest New Kurta Designs For Men 2011 in Pakistan Kurta is wear by both men
and women in South / Central Asia Countries like India and Pakistan. Kutra
(Sherwani) is a beautiful dress like Salwar Kameez having embroidery work
with beautiful neck designs available in different colors and quality
fabrics. Kurta is a party wear [...]