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Relations Die During we are Alive

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 11:01 AM PDT
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"Death is not the biggest loss in life,



the biggest loss is when Relations die during we are alive"

(William Shakespeare)



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Bahot Chota Sorakh Hai

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:56 AM PDT
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Husband: Munna yahin se Bahar Aata hai??

Wife Muskraty hue: han lekin tm jhanko mat.

Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota surakh he.



Thodi der baad

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Short Clothse of Girlfriend

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:50 AM PDT
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Girlfriend:

Short Clothes mai Main bahot young lagti hoon na?



Boyfriend:

Yeh bhi utaar do, to bilkul New-Born lagogi Janu!



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Punjabi Apni Wife Ke Sath

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:46 AM PDT
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1 Punjabi apni wife k sath Europe Gya

Wahan Usy Police Ny Roka aor Investigate krny lgy.



Punjabi Ko English Nhi Aati Thi,

UsNy Sick Leave Application Suna Di.



Police Ny Usy Pagal Smajh Kr Chhor Dia.



Wife:

Wah chaudhry G! Tusi Ty Great O.



Punjabi:

Ay Ty Kujh V Naen haly Ty Main Thirsty Crow Nhi Sunai.



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Private School Ke Bache

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:41 AM PDT
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Private School K Bache Zoo me





Hey!! Look! Monkey is sleeping, don't disturb.



Govt School K Bache.

Oye! Waikh Tera Peo Sutta Pya ,



Leya Ainhoo Watta Maariye.



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Balance Muft Hasil Karny Ka Tariqa

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:38 AM PDT
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Balance Muft Hasil Karne Ka Tariqa.......

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Abhi Tak Ejaad Nahi Howa.



SORRY !



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Ye Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyan to Bus

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:35 AM PDT
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Beta: Amme kya pasand ke shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz hoty hain?

Maa: tu yakenan kisi churail k chakar main hoga

or ye sub tujhy usi daayen ny kaha hoga,

ye aaj ke larkeyan to bus larkon ko phansany main lage rehte hain

jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayen,

beta in sy bach k rehna ye bohat makkar

or meesne hote hain or inka to khandan bhe....

Beta: amme aisa kuch nahe wo to abbu bta rahy thy k ap dono ke pasand ke
shadi the.