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I am Your Strength, I am Your Friend

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 11:03 PM PDT
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A small boy tried to lift a heavy stone, but couldn't move it.



His friend watching and said "Are u sure u r using all ur strength?"



Boy: "Yes i am!"



Friend: "No you are not! You haven't asked me to help you"



I am your friend, i am your strength!



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My Sweet Friend Its Morning

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 10:45 PM PDT
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I know still ur lazy hands are trying to pick cell

&

Your half opened eyes r trying to read the message..

My Shweet lazy friend it's morning,



Wake up!



Have a Good Day



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Two Things Define Your Success in Life

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 10:34 PM PDT
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"Two things define your Success in life.

The way You Manage when You have nothing.

And The way You behave when You have everything ..."



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A Boy Facebook Status

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 10:23 PM PDT
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Ultimate Shock:



A boy's Facebook status - I'm on Facebook during class...



Comment from his teacher - turn to page no.50 of your book..!



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Sheikh Apne Mehman Se

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 10:19 PM PDT
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Shiekh: lijiye na aur RASGULLE.



Mehman: Nahi shukria main pehle he 4 le chuka hoon.



Shiekh: waise Liye to aap ne 7 hain

lekin

khair yahan gin kon raha hy



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Love is the Most Powerful Weapon

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 10:06 PM PDT
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Love is the most powerful weapon on earth.

It can remove...



.

Tears ...



.

Fears ...



.

And ...



.

Underwear ..!



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Apne Liye Good Morning Bana Lena

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 10:02 PM PDT
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



.



Apne liay Good morning bna lena..

I m busy today

Hahahahaaaaa



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All Flowers Dont Represent Love

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 09:58 PM PDT
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All flowers don't represent Love

but ROSE did it.





All birds* can't speak but PARROT did it.





All monkeys can't read messages

but



Well done YAR,

U did it...



have a nice day my sweet monkey..



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Making a Million Friends

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 09:50 PM PDT
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Making a million friends is not an art.

The real art is to make a friend who is from WAPDA

And can provide electricity in load-shedding.



"William Mombatti".



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Inhain Nelaam Karna Hai

Posted: 24 Jul 2011 10:23 PM PDT
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SUNO LOGO!



Meri Aankhen Kharedo gy?



Bohat Mjbor Halat mein Mujhe Nelam Karni Ha



Koi Mjhse Naqad le le



Men thore Daam le lunga



Jo De De Pehli Boli to usi K Naam kr dunga



Mujhe Bazar Wale Keh Rhy Hen Kam Aqal Taajir,



Suno Logo !



Nhi hon Mein koi Hirs Ka Khwaha'n,



Nafa Nuqsan Ki Shatranj nhi Main Khelne Aaya



Bata Paon Tumhen Kese K Kis tashveesh mien Hon Main



Suno Logo!



Bari Mehboob Hen Mujh ko Ye Meri Neem tar Aankhen,



Magr Ab Bechta hun K,



Mein ne ik Khwab dkha ta



Usy Apna Bnane ka

Usy Dil Mei Basane ka



Mujhe us Khwab Ka Tawaan Bharna Hai,



INHAIN NELAAM KARNA HAI.!.