Sunday, 31 July 2011

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Heart Touching Love Story

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 01:20 PM PDT
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"Heart touching Story"



A boy Loved a Girl but never Proposed her..



One day he Decided to Tell her

at 1 o'clock at Night..



He typed:



"I Love you"

and sent it..



After a few Seconds he got a msg.



but



He decided to See it da Next day

for Surprise and slept..



Next day, he Read the message

and become so Shocked



because



it was written:

.

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Dear Look at That Girl

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 01:13 PM PDT
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Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo,

"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"



Student:



"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...

Tabahi hy tabahi....



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Emotional Lines From a Desperate Lover

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 01:08 PM PDT
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Emotional lines from a desperate lover...

"I want her back.......



.



.



.

And her front too....!!"



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A Man Being Mugged by Two Robbers

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 01:02 PM PDT
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A man being mugged by two robbers put up a tremendous fight.

Finally, the robbers subdued him and took his wallet.

Upon finding only two dollars in his wallet

The surprised robber said: why did u put up such a fight?

To which the man promptly replied,

I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe



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Us Ke Dil Main Mohabbat Itni Thi

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 12:57 PM PDT
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Un Ky Dil Mein Mohabat Itni Thi Hamarey Liye



Faraz



Wo Msg Bhi Kartey Hain to Doctor Ki Hidayat K Mutabiq.

1 Msg Subah



1 Msg Sham..



Sara Din Aram



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Wo Din Bhi Kitne Haseen The

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 12:53 PM PDT
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Kabi Mushkilon Ka Tha Samna



Kabi Rahaton Me Guzar Gaye



Wo Jo Din Thay Mere Shabab K



Teri Chahaton Me Guzar Gaye



Teri Justaju Me Rawan Dawan



Kabi Sang Thay Kabi Kahkshan



Wo Din B Kitne Haseen Thy



Jo Musafton Me Guzar Gaye



Kbi Razdan Ne Sitam kia



Kabi Me Raqeeb Se Ja Mila



Wo Jo Lamhy Thy Mere Pyar K



Wo Raqabton Me Guzar Gaye



Kabi Dil Gaya, Kabi Jan Gayi



Kabi Rooh Badan Se Nikal Gayi



Wo Jo Lamhy Thy Pyar Ke



Wo Sakhawaton Me Guzar Gaye.



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Koi Aazmaa Raha Hai Hamain

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 12:47 PM PDT
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Kabhi Yak_Ba_Yak Tawaj'jo, Kabhi Be-Sabab Taghaful ...





Koi Aazmaa Raha Hay Humain Rukh Badal Badal Ker ...!!



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Girl Before Going out For a Party

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 12:39 PM PDT
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Define a GIRL:

The 1 who Before going out for a party puts on

mascara, eye shadow, eye liner, lip-gloss,

glitter, rouge, blush, kajal

Wears the best dress with heals,

accessories, & Still asks:

"over toh nai lag rha na"



Reply: "nai...sahi hai."



GIRL: "yar jaldi jaldi me kch kiya hi nai..

Socha simple hi rehne du.."

.



Define a BOY:

The 1 who b4 going to party calls his friend & asks:

"Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya!"



Reply:"chal saale! MERI SHADI THORI HAI"



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Aapko Aik Shakhs Ka Qisa Sunate Hain

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 12:40 PM PDT
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Apko 1 shakhs ka qissa sunate hun wo 1 jga sy guzra wahan us ny Prha



ALLAH-u-Akbar

likha tha



Phir wo age gya wahan usny Prha



LA illa ha ill'lahu Muhammad Rasool ALLAH



Phr wo age gya usny Prha



LA ELA HA ELLA anta subhanaka ini kunto minazualimin.



Phr wo age gya waha Prha

Subhan ALLAH Wabi hmdihi Subhan ALLAH el azeem



Is trah us ny hzar naykia kama li pta hai wo kon tha



Wo ap thy or ap isko agay send kr k or Nekia Kama Sakte hen



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Anarkali Churidar Suits Designs 2011

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 09:15 AM PDT
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Anarkali Churidar Suits Designs 2011 Anarkali Suits History isn't confirmed
but it is considered that name of this dress was in the name of Anarkali,
who was a slave girl and popular dancer in Mughal Era. To entertain Mughal
King and Prince, dancers used to wear a dress called Mujra or Mujara Suits.
Later the [...]



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Top 10 Worst Viruses of All Time For Computers

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 06:08 AM PDT
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Top 10 Worst Viruses of All Times For Computers Viruses are being created
for several years before, which are sometimes a practical joke but they
also cause annihilation. Previously the computer viruses were stored on a
disk and circulated by humans. When the internet achieved popularity, the
spread of computer viruses became a grave problem.

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