Sunday, 12 June 2011

Send Free SMS to Pakistan

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Your Brand, My Design

Posted: 12 Jun 2011 03:47 PM PDT
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Russians often use foreign brands in their own design. Lets see what
usually comes out of that Electronika or this way: Savings book Tape



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The Most Bizarre Resumes of Russians

Posted: 11 Jun 2011 08:10 PM PDT
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The most funny, inappropriate and strange resumes of Russian employees
taken from one site. 1. An assistant forwarder, Edward Bloodsucking,
attracts young and vulnerable girls with his hypnotic gaze. 2. . a sailor,
a rolling stock repairman, a dogman, a Read more...



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Latest Churidar Designs 2011 Indian Pakistani

Posted: 12 Jun 2011 04:54 AM PDT
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Churidar Designs 2011 - Latest Churidar Pakistani, Indian Designs Churidar
Designs :: Simple Salwar Kameez Suit or Anarkali Suit / Dress, Churidar
Designs are often used with these. Churidar is like Salwar but tight in
fitting. Mostly women and even men love to wear Churidar Salwar Kameez,
Churidar Kurta, Anarkali Suits Churidar Designs and so



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I Wish U to Have a Sweetest Day Sunday

Posted: 12 Jun 2011 12:03 AM PDT
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Marvelous Monday, Tasty Tuesday,

Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday,

Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday,

I wish you to have a Sweetest Day Sunday.



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What is Forgiveness

Posted: 11 Jun 2011 11:48 PM PDT
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On asking, What is Forgiveness?



A little girl gave lovely reply..



"it is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a
stone.."



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3 Different Styles of Proposing

Posted: 11 Jun 2011 11:42 PM PDT
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3 Different Styles Of Proposing!



In English: Would you be my Girlfriend?

In Hindi: Kya ap meri premika bno gi?

In Punjabi: Veli Phirdi Rendi Ain, Ksi Ghareb De Kam e Aja



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Sajdon Mein Sukoon Milta Hai

Posted: 11 Jun 2011 11:37 PM PDT
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Ek Hi Darr Pe Sar Ho To Sajdon Mein Sakoon Milta Hai,



Bhatak Jaate Hain Wo Log Jin K Hazaaron Khuda Hote Hain...!



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1 Admi Ke 3 Dost The

Posted: 11 Jun 2011 11:33 PM PDT
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1 admi k 3 dost thy

3no doctor thy

2 pagal ty

1 ko samjh ni thi

Jis ko samj ni thi

Us k 3 hospital thy

2 band thy

1 khulta ni tha

Jo khulta ni tha

us me 3 fans thy

2 band thy

1 chalta ni tha,

Jo chalta ni tha,

us ko 3 mechanic k pas le gye

2 ko kam ata ni tha

1 se hota ni tha

Js se hota ni tha

Us k 3 shagird thy

2 aty ni ty

1 ghr me rhta tha

Jo ghr me rhta tha

Wo wohi shuru wala admi tha jis k 3 dost thy

Mre b 3 dost the 2 pagal hogy or 1 abi ho raha he.



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Test Your Chemistry Knowledge

Posted: 11 Jun 2011 11:26 PM PDT
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Test your chemistry knowledge:



which Deadly weapon can be made with Tungsten, Iodine & iron



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- WIFE -

(W+I+Fe)



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Never Hate Your Friends

Posted: 11 Jun 2011 11:23 PM PDT
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Never hate your friends ..

When you see some Faults in them,

Be Patient,

take a Deep Breath and just say,

''hai he Beghairat"

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