Send Free SMS to Pakistan

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Mobile Bike and Girlfriend

Posted: 05 Jun 2011 10:01 AM PDT
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Boys can never be

satisfied with

three things in life:

-Mobile

-Bike

-Girl friend

Because;

There is always

a better model

available in future



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Having a Girlfriend Along with Wife

Posted: 05 Jun 2011 09:43 AM PDT
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Having wife is a

part of living...

but

having girl friend

along with the wife is

art of living



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A Known Devil is Better Than Unknown Ghost

Posted: 05 Jun 2011 09:39 AM PDT
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Why love marriage

is better than arranged???

Because

a known devil

is better than

an unknown ghost



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A Cute Love Story with Happy Ending

Posted: 05 Jun 2011 09:33 AM PDT
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A cute love story with happy ending:

One day somebody proposed you!

You said: "i am Not interested."

This way, somebody lived a happy life .



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Coffee Shop is Starting Point of Love

Posted: 05 Jun 2011 09:28 AM PDT
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Santa: What is difference

between coffee shop & wìne shop?

Banta: coffee shop is the starting point of love

and wìne shop is last point of love



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No Chip Chip, No Chik Chik

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 09:16 PM PDT
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DAD: dear son,why your sister sitting so silent

SON: Nothing dad sister asked

lipstick, but i gave fevistik.

No chip chip

no chik chik



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Tu Larki Dekh Aya?

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 09:12 PM PDT
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Dost: oye tu larki dekh aya? Kaisi hai?



Pathan: han yara rang sy kali aur kaan se kam sunti hai



dost: zra english my kaho.



Pathan: BLACK-BERRY hai



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We Have Misplaced The Joker

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 09:08 PM PDT
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Could you fax me your photo very very urgently ?

Mind you - it is really very very urgent,

damn serious and very important

I am playing cards and

we have misplaced the joker.



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Jitna Syllabus Parh Ke Wo

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 09:03 PM PDT
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Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,



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I Will also Die

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 08:58 PM PDT
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Wife: I will die.

Husband: I will also die.

Wife: Why will you die?

Husband: Because main itni khushi

bardasht nahin ker sakta.



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Tujhe Jannat Main Rakh Loon

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 08:36 PM PDT
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh loon..

phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...



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Happy Fathers Day

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 08:30 PM PDT
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Pay my regards to your father

who Is tolerating such a dumb duffer child,

what a stamina he has got..

I salute your father:

Happy Father's day



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Make Money Through Facebook

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 08:22 PM PDT
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Wanna make money through Facebook...??

Go to:

Account

account settings

and click on

De-activate your Account

than

Start Working...!! Lolz



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New Economic Analysis

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 08:19 PM PDT
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New Economic Analysis:

Its better to have a Long distance Relationship:

Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates....



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Study For One Hour

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 08:13 PM PDT
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